- David Blaine -
Dope on a Rope.
From the newspapers:
Instant
impressions don't help.
''As I approach the ultimate South Bank
show, the first thing I see is a line of charas from which Asian
tourists busily debouch.
They scurry to the perimeter fence
surrounding Blaine's box,
take a quick snap and then rush back to
their coaches: Another Instamatic impression and on to the next
event.''
After
I had cried out the obligatory "We love you Dave" -
Dave actually waved to me! Really! I got a Dave wave! I must be
happy now!
Dave has some very strange moves up there in the box!
Apparently, Dave doesn't eat up in the box...
This also leads to all sorts of wisecracks:
Question:
Why
wouldn't David Blaine be able to handle prison?
Answer:
The three meals a
day would kill him!
